There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
Let!! Him!! Ride!!!
I love how they know him well enough to just pick them up like that
Unhand him you brute!!!
aaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
can you imagine being a fisherman in ancient europe ready to catch some flounder for your family and seeing this guy sitting around you go to take a closer look and he does this. amasing




